Privacy Policy

Who we are

Our website address is: We are a conglomeration of out-of-the-ordinary human beings.


We dislike pop-ups here. We’ve disliked them since 1996. If you see one here, let us know and we’ll splint the developer’s little fingers together and make them type like that for a week while we randomly squirt them with cold water. Disclaimer: We live in Phoenix, Arizona. “Cold” is relative.

Your personal information

So far we don’t collect anything of use. If we do, we will wrap it carefully in bubble wrap and load it onto a rocket to blast off to our remote data storage location on Mars.


We probably save cookies on your browser. Every website since 1996 has saved cookies on your browser. We will use our secret recipe passed down from our esteemed founder’s grandmother to bake them with extreme care so that they are not damaged in transit over the interwebs to your very own computing device.

Embedded content from other websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website. What this basically means is that sometimes we are too lazy to upload and use our own photos. The photo we stole will be logged by the system we stole it from. Along with that your ip address will end up in their server logs. Basically the same way every other photo you view on the internet is logged.

How long we retain your data

If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained unless you choose to delete it.

What rights you have over your data

If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the KGB dossier we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes.

Where we send your data

Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service. We prefer bologna which is why the spam is also sent to Mars where we will never be able to find it again.

Additional information

Thank you if you bothered to read any of this. If we do keep any personal information here on Earth we will do our best to encrypt it. If you are worried about being tracked by any governmental agency we recommend using Tor, VPN, or any similar technology. Don’t forget your mobile device can be tracked anywhere in the world. We recommend disposing of it immediately in the nearest shrubbery.